1. Suddenly, a watermelon.
2. “A pineapple, perfect! The cardboard warriors have almost reached the second staircase and we need ammunition. Now hand me my gunana.”
3. The Nerf Gun Wars of ‘06
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“Pew! Pew!”
“Pew! Pew! Pew!”
“Shayde, what the flying flakk–?”
She grinned from behind her cardboard visor. She was using a banana as an imaginary gun and apparently shooting by saying, “Pew!”
“War games,” she said. “Catharsis, brain trainin’, and leftover fruit disposal. It’s win-win-win.”
“Left… over…” All right, so the fruit they were weaponising was on the 'mulch’ side of useful, but this much waste was… so very human. There was a bin in Shayde’s pretend fort.
Rael was so absorbed with the contents that he didn’t notice the flying watermelon until it landed, shattering on the wall behind him.
Shayde quickly swapped the fruit in his hand for her browning banana. “A pineapple, perfect! The cardboard warriors have almost reached th’ second staircase and we need ammunition.” She loaded her own catapult. “Na hand me me gunana.”
At lease it was less chaos than the nerf gun wars of '06.
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