Fact

Random Australia Fact

Some of our sharks are venomous.

They are indistinguishable from the non-venomous sharks.

If a location isn’t flooding, or about to be flooded, then it’s probably on fire. Or about to go up.

If it’s neither of those, then it’s full of snakes.

If you can’t find any snakes, that’s because the spiders got them.

If it isn’t poisonous, it’s venomous.

If it isn’t venomous, it’s hostile.

If it isn’t hostile, it can still rip your shit if you piss it off.

Just… don’t approach our shy and retiring wildlife without full plate armour. You’ll be safer that way.