Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

[Thus go the way of all things, for those who know less Latin than I]

My lunchbox Mac Mini up and died an entire year before its expected expiry date, and now all my fictions are locked up safely in a portable drive until such time as it can be connected to a computer that can handle it.

I’m starting to get really, really pissed off at Apple. $2K minimum for a computer that works fabulously… but when it dies it DIES, and lasts like a meringue umbrella 9_9

Do the Monitor-Macs last longer than the lunchboxes? Am I in a cardboard boots situation by repeatedly getting something that’s destined to fail and [IMHO] overpriced at that life expectancy?

Or can I just blame Captain Useless for repeatedly turning off the AC and allowing my poor, dead, machine to perish from overheating?

Or am I just an old fart who remembers when computers were a lot less frail?

Anyway, since my main computer is down, the fic you saw yesterday is the last fic I’m going to post for a while. Sorry about that. The best laid plans of mice, men and InterNutters gang aft agley.

What you can do about it is share my works with your friends, find peeps willing to pay for their own copies of same, and otherwise generate income so I can buttonhole a Macspert about value and longevity vis a vis their product and then purchase something with a lifespan not measured in months, minutes or microseconds.

What I’m doing about it is working harder on my trilogy in the hopes that this actually generates a real income and I won’t have to bitch about disposable computers ever again.

Not that I’m planning on buying any more of those suckers.

And I will still be doing instants until something stops me. One a day.

Plus, if anyone wants to work with me on Misfits, Flotsam or X-Wars, I will give you the link the instant I figure out how to get Google Drive working on displaying my fics again.

…yeah, I have bad luck with technology. The Google Drive thing is probably an auto-login problem, because somehow I’ve wound up with three different Google+ accounts… And possibly a fourth linked to Facebook. Which I hardly ever use now.

TLDR: My compy died, I have backups, and everything is SNAFU’d to shit. Monetary help is appreciated, but not necessary. I have ways of fighting back.

The ficcage will return. Sometime. Eventually.

AIGH!

sexuallycanadian: I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE See? This is why we can’t have nice things. Idiots like the WBC blaming everything on...

sexuallycanadian:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE

See? This is why we can’t have nice things.

Idiots like the WBC blaming everything on the homosexuals. Or telling us it was a message from God, saying -in essence- “you stop that Homo shit now”.

Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle…

God did not send the bombs. The hands of a human made those bombs, and put those bombs there. Three people died. twenty-something more were hurt.

And, very

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Challenge #00103: One Fine Day in the Xavier Mansion's Sub-Sub-Basements

“Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.”

“That’s a scary quote from you, hon,” said Todd.

Sara, waist-deep in the workings of Cerebro, said, “Granted, it is problematic. Fortunately, my murderous tendencies remain confined in the socially acceptable forum of fiction. But it is rather apropos.”

Todd quickly put two and two together. “You mean this aint a

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flyawaymax: turntechgodisc: warpedlamp: turntechgodisc: everyone who reblogs this post will live forever thats right immortality just a...

flyawaymax:

turntechgodisc:

warpedlamp:

turntechgodisc:

everyone who reblogs this post will live forever

thats right

immortality just a click away

you just need to reblog this

and say goodbye to aging

I am skeptical.

fair enough

meet me here in a thousand years on tumblr and well see if i was right

and if you dont show ill assume its cause youre scared

since you reblogged this and are obviously immortal

it’s working so far

Oy veh….

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Fanfic Time: Elf (cheap) Shot

Someone requested “any DS9 fic”. So I picked the silliest one I had.

This is a silly fic. It is a very silly fic indeed.

Disclaimer: Deep Space Nine and all the characters therein are registered trademarks of Paramount. I just happen to like it so much that I happen to play with them a little.

A big thank-you to RAIL and the discussion on Magic Elves, without which my first real attempt at parody would not be here

                        Elf

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Fanfic Time: The Everfree Demon

Oneshot unfinished ficcy below the cut:

The Everfree Demon
InterNutter

Nopony liked to venture far into the Everfree Forest. The last time Fluttershy had gone this far in the vast, unnatural tangle, she had been with her five friends. On their quest for the Elements of Harmony.

Fluttershy went even deeper into the dark, foreboding labyrinth. “Clara?” she tried to shout, but it came out as a murmur. “Come back to me? It’s dangerous in here. Chick,

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Challenge #00102: Wake Up Call

Asteroids: Nature’s way of asking “So, how’s that space program coming along?”

“What I don’t get is that we’ve had the technology for years but we’re all just sitting around and watching these rocks fly by.”

“Getting into space is expensive. And when you think about it, Earth’s the best defense against asteroids there is.”

“Shyeah. Tell that to the dinosaurs.”

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Fanfic Time: Bayville by Gaslight, part 2

Continued from yesterday:

  The still of the night. Theoretically, a time when every God-loving creature slept soundly. Millie left her quarters, eyes well used to the night, and found the master keys. She took extreme care not to make a sound as she slid silently into the darkness of the basement.

  The hallways beyond the familliar caverns of the laundry engines were much like residences in some kind of bomb shelter. It was a gloomy and eerie place, devoid of life.

  The

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...And I feel fine.

When the end of the world came, it was in a form no-one had anticipated.

(#000101)

“And you’re sure this will initiate the -um- whatchamacallit.”

“Personal temporal stability field. Yes. One push of a button and I can live forever and never age.” Greedy fingers gently caressed the alligator switch. “My telomeres will be stable. I’ll continue to move forward in time, but time will have no effect on me. I won’

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Rich Fantasy Lives

Write a story based on any part of this song. I recommend the cover by Michelle Dockrey and Tony Fabris (aka Vixy & Tony).

(Holy shit it’s #00100!)

Red alert was blaring, the Klingons were coming in hard and fast. Michael worked as hard as he could to get the coupling back together and effectively save the day. Which he did.

“And now my keyboard doesn’t work,” she complained.

“Hmn?” One blink, and he

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andysassjaw: band-memes: Hey guys,This person here decided it would be a really awesome idea to light a flare in a moshpit leaving a girl...

andysassjaw:

band-memes:

Hey guys,

This person here decided it would be a really awesome idea to light a flare in a moshpit leaving a girl severely burnt and disfigured. He has not come forward and police are still trying to find him. Share this photo around, if you recognize him please tweet AJ from Soundwave @iamnotshouting and/or contact the Sydney police immediately.

I want every single one of you to reblog this. I don’t care if you live in America,

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New research shows 0.6% of rape allegations are false.

New research shows 0.6% of rape allegations are false.

thebadassperger:

skyliting:

rememberyes:

boldmatter:

jadelyn:

likeadeadchinadoll:

and for those interested, you can find the report HERE

Just in case any dudebros are unclear on what this means: it means that your buddy who totally just had some bitch trying to ruin his life by accusing him of rape...almost certainly actually did rape her.

Just keep that in mind.


Yeah man, imagine that, bitches don't be lying.

Can we put this into

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Fanfic Time: Bayville by Gaslight

Interactive fanfic going below the cut:

From the pic at https://webspace.utexas.edu/lw385/period/X1899.jpg and the phrase, “Born into a world that clucks it’s tongue in ungentlemanly disapproval of them…” from Lesli’s site ^_^ I got the mental image of Scooter in a straw boater and wondered exactly how… *gothic* I could make such a fanfic foray.

Then I realised that I have next to zero time to write any fanfic,

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miakosamuio: An interview with JK Rowling in 1998. Compare to now where an estimation of 450 million of her books have been...

miakosamuio:

An interview with JK Rowling in 1998. Compare to now where an estimation of 450 million of her books have been sold.

Shit.

And I was overjoyed when Scavenger hit 200 downloads.

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