Gentlemen, behold, the singularity of stupid. – RecklessPrudence
[AN: I’ve already spoken out against mental ablism and received crap for it. No help - just crap. I feel like I’m walking on a fairy floss tightrope with incipient rain overhead, BUT - st*pid is an ablist slur please help us all find something else]
“O divine Powers, that is such a dense idea…”
“No denser than yo Daddy.”
“Yeah, well yo Daddy so large - when he sits around the domicile, he sits around the domicile.”
“Well yo Daddy so dense, he’s a marked navigation hazard.”
“Yo Daddy so unappealing, he has to tie meat around his neck so the dog will give him affection.”
“Yo Daddy so uneducated, he thinks raison d'être is some brand of dried grapes.”
Shayde leaned over to Rael and whispered, “Is it me, or has humor gone downhill since everything got politically correct?”
“It’s just the Insulter Apprentice Tryouts. Shush.”
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