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Challenge #00508 - A133: Sola Terra Australi

If every country except Australia vanished, we’d be sending our convicts to England.

(Tongue-in-cheek, no offence meant) – RecklessPrudence

The Parliament had been in an uproar, of course. They were in an uproar for five days. And one question remained unsolvable:

“Who the hell do we sell shit to now?”

Australia still was the lucky country. It was lucky enough to miss out on a planet-wide apocalypse. It was lucky to survive intact, with all its population whole and unharmed.

It was the rest of the world that was obliterated.

And while parliament argued, everyone else just quietly got on with things. Australians had always been forced to make do, so adaptability had become bred into the national fibre.

Every urban backyard became a small farm.

The companies who formerly had a hold on the country’s economy fizzled and died without their CEO’s to enforce their grip. And completely failed to ruin what little economy was left.

Australia was too tough to take that kind of threat seriously.

Some problems were solved easily. Such as what to do with the boat people. Without a political structure to claim asylum from, they could go back to the lands they once called home. With a crate of essential supplies and a fond farewell.

Which was the beginning of the ‘love it or leave it’ policy. Followed closely by ruthless scouring out of anyone who “wasn’t Australian enough”.

When it was all over, the Australian Natives were very glad to have their country back. With much better infrastructure, to boot.

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re: vampire+lady actress comic- is it bizarre that at first I thought it was a comment on his dentistry? Before I saw the actual text, I...

My writing queue as it stands:
1. Book 3 of the Hevun’s Child series (WRITTEN!)
2. EDITING (fuck)
3. The Amity Incident (aka that thing with T’reka)
4. Editing again (shit)
5. Kung Fu Zombies (I shit you not)
6. I honestly don’t know if I even need to edit that…
7. Big F*ckin’ Spiders, Mate (again, I shit you not)
8. Possibly lots of editing
9. something I started earlier and need to finish (TBA)
10. More

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modmad: The first time he saw the Sun (aka. things-I-didn't-know-I-was-going-to-draw-in-my-lunchbreak no.75815) She’s a...

modmad:

The first time he saw the Sun (aka. things-I-didn’t-know-I-was-going-to-draw-in-my-lunchbreak no.75815)

She’s a multitalented actress, ignored by those who could make her career because of the colour of her skin.

He’s a shy, soft-spoken vampire who’s too polite to get the blood he needs to survive.

And, incidentally, he’s just fallen rather heavily in love.

It’s 1887.

They fight crime.

Stop me before I start writing a goldurn novel about

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What movie was #1 at the box office when you were born?

What movie was #1 at the box office when you were born?

poke-pie:

the-snowflake-owl:

thegoodnaysayer:

fridjitzu:

noirandchocolate:

selancastsvalor:

mikkynga:

neilcicierega:

mine is 'The Fly'

Home alone

FUCK

Good morning, Vietnam.

Return of the Jedi. Hell yes.

Rambo: First Blood part II.

But if I'd have had the sense to be been exactly born a month later, it could have been BttF. D:

Pet Sematary... Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.

The Lion King, I think. :)

Black hawk down

I am slightly peeved

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A study in contrasts

A guy who is nice, as opposed to a “nice guy” – RecklessPrudence

(#00507 - A132)

Sid’s first question, whenever he encountered someone who was having trouble was, “Would you like some help?”

It was a good question, simply because some people were only experiencing temporary difficulties and tended to get angry when other folks just barged in.

And there were other questions that came first. Like, “Is this guy bothering you?” whenever he saw a

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Replace the vowels in your URL with "oodle"

paelfire:

larvitarse:

geeknip:

bunniferbennett:

thespinesmoustache:

translugia:

apricoot:

fadingnebula:

worldofstuckcraft:

thelaughinghound:

d-dinosaur:

baenling:

BOODLEOODLEOODLENOODLELOODLEOODLENOODLEGOODLE.

d-doodlenoodlesoodleoodler

thoodleloodleoodleghoodlenghoodlend

Woodlerldoodlefstoodleckcroodleft

foodledoodlengnoodleboodleloodle

oodleproodlecoodleoodlet

troodlensloodlegoodleoodle

thoodlespoodlenoodlesmoodleoodlestoodlechoodle

boodlennoodleferboodlennoolde

goodlekoodlenoodlep

loodlervoodletoodlersoodle

Poodleoodlelfoodleroodle

Oodlentoodlernoodlettoodler

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Origami Denseness

Wow. This isn’t fractal denseness, it’s origami denseness. It’s like a beautiful work of art that you can unfold to make it seem even more dense. – RecklessPrudence

[AN: Prompt edited to be less offensive - I hope]

(#00506 - A131)

“Let me get this straight,” said Security Officer Trel. “Someone actually told you that they’d go out with you if you managed to clean… The Glunk.”

“Damn straight. Fine ass

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sarkyfancypants: Uuh... it's hard to explain, it's a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not...

sarkyfancypants:

Uuh… it’s hard to explain, it’s a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not easy. It takes over you and even tends to distort your perception of reality turning it into a living nightmare. It’s awful and terrifying.

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Fractal Wrongness

You are not just wrong. You are wrong at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of your worldview finds beliefs exactly as wrong as your entire worldview. – RecklessPrudence

(#00505 - A130)

“So?” said the wilfully ignorant specimen from Greater Deregulation (Upper West). “That don’t mean we can’t have a good time. All you gotta do, honey, is shut up, put out, and pretend to enjoy it.”

Shayde turned a

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If you're a writer and you see this post, stop what you're doing.

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished

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