In just a few moments, I will be putting thought to words for my one thousand and second story. I have beat Scheherazade.
So of firkin course I've woken at 2AM and am in sore need of caffeine.
My sleep cycle needs training wheels. And my coffee needs so much sugar that I'll definitely loose my teeth. Argh.
Fuckit. I'm getting a cuppa.
I did everything right.
I took my sleep-aid.
I had my relax-o-tron on.
I made certain I was comfortable.
I knew I was tired…
AND I STILL GOT IRREVOCABLY WOKEN UP AT 1AM AND I’M TIRED BUT I CAN’T FRIGGIN SLEEP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
It is NOT fair.
Read more »Got to sleep sometime around 9:30 to 10PM
Got woken up long about 1:30 AM
That means I’m functioning on less than four hours’ sleep
I want to kill the world
Or at least the bit of it that won’t let me go back to sleep until it’s time to wake up properly
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