Pun

So...

Could someone please tell me why the band kept petting the Christmas trees?

Everyone likes the feel of fir :D

fivelettered:

methlaboratories:

seasons greetings

this amuses me deeply.

Humor is the spice of life

stridering:

kanrose:

stridering:

why did the scarecrow get a promotion

don’t

because he was outstanding in his field

thats it im leaving

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

This one goes to both parentals at once :)

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Reblogging for Da

I guess that’s what you call ::sunglasses:: getting your rocks off.

::runs and hides from inevitable internet backlash::