(The image is an overturned tanker, a colossus in white, blue, and red on a blue, relatively calm sea. It is lying on its side. The puzzle piece logo and the words ‘Autism Speaks,’ in the characteristic font and shade of blue, have been Photoshoped onto the side. It is captioned ‘Your ship of fail Listeth, sire).
Please pass these things around when you see them. The Internet runs on rumors and self-fulfilling prophecies.
Read more »why did the scarecrow get a promotion
don’t
because he was outstanding in his field
thats it im leaving
very fucking punny you shits
Reblogging for Da
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Ah, you’ve caught me. I am an international consortium of playboys, who have banded together to fight crime anonymously. “Neil Gaiman” is merely an identity we use when necessary to gain entry to underground lairs and casinos.
But I thought the real Neil Gaiman was a hive mind too vast and terrible for meat creatures to contemplate, around which the universe wobbles in dry-mouthed orbit.
Nah, nah. Neil Gaiman is a gang of cats and one species-dysmorphic guinea pig(
Read more »LAWL
I want this as an internet filter. Yesterday. Especially on news sites.
Some genius make it happen
Read more »Only thing I’m worried about pulling off is my earrings ‘cause we’re fighting bitch
lol classic :D
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I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again.
It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.
I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg
I will never not reblog vampire Kermit biting Vincent Price.
Oh fuck yeah!
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do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit
This one goes to both parentals at once :)
Read more »Quirky Turkey
Oh, look, it’s me.
It is SCARY how much of this is relatable.
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REBAGGELING BECAUSE TAYLOR LOVES HIS PUNS AND THIS POST INFURIATES ME
One big master post for Da
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That escalated quickly.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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Read more »Beucar Moonstone Redwood.
Mine is, “ IDontKnow IsThatAThing Maple”
Jones Garnet Magnolia
I like it!Mäki Garnet Poplar. Sure I’ll take it!
Goularte (it’s Portugese) Amethyst Oak. why not
Rowe Ruby Ash. I sound like a table. :|
Slater Sapphire Oak. Oh man.
Halsall Garnet Rowan
Bishop Garnet Willow
I feel like a hippie chess vampire
Worrell Emerald Sycamore
Lady Worrell Emerald Sycamore to you, mortals
*vampire hair flip and struts away*
Editing Symbols
Reblogging for my beta-readers who may be working with hardcopies :)
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