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O Fuck Help Me

OK so…

Um.

I might be doing some Readings Videos?

Like. Me. Reading. Shit from my books.

The novels though. Not the Instants. Because there’s firkin almost 900 of those little shits and just thinking about that has me Nope-ing out of Fuckoffsville.

I did not need this on top of an anxiety attack.

ANYWAY

Bright-ish idea occurred to me that I should probably read the BEST bits out of each book?

Like: Hevun’s Rebel, Hevun’s Ambassador, Hevun’s Gate and finally, The Amity Incident.

I know what bits I found fun to write, but they are always the bits that fall flat. So I am asking you, my dear readers, to tell me which bits of what books you found the best, the most hilarious, or something you’d love to hear in my laughably monotone mumble.

The smallest group of people who’ve paid for a novel is 14. Therefore I can assume that fourteen people have at least tried to read my novels.

Please send me what you think are the best parts of my works.

I will do all the figuring out of how to get 15 minutes out of that.

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants...

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species
views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to
learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly
life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why.
Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of
this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters
setting up housekeeping. Now she’s face-to-face

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Reasons to buy C.M. Weller's books:They're firkin awesomeWell-rounded charactersTheir skin colour and identity is part of who they are,...

Reasons to buy C.M. Weller’s books:

  1. They’re firkin awesome
  2. Well-rounded characters
  3. Their skin colour and identity is part of who they are, rather than shoe-horned box-ticking
  4. Science Fiction containing actual science
  5. Dedicated author who is determined to keep making books NO MATTER WHAT
  6. No, seriously. C.M. Weller has literally doubled all efforts at writing since recovering from an injury that slowed hir down
  7. And if you follow, you get a free vignette every day. Every. Day. [Excepting Christmas,

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These are eight cells of a 64-cell page I made. All of those bitly links lead to one of the stories I have on Smashwords for free. Those...

These are eight cells of a 64-cell page I made. All of those bitly links lead to one of the stories I have on Smashwords for free.

Those stories are:

I printed five pages, and trimmed them into four-cell strips along the rows, and now have them in a little nest in case of haloweenies who can’t have sugar.

And if they can’t read, either,

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