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David Michael Bennett

A 42-post collection

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #8:

today walter boy sam “accidently” spilled oil all over my fedora

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dead Diary,

Walter Guy Sam and I did a lot of work in the lab today. It was mostly cleaning of tools, organizing of parts, and other dirty work that had to be done by somebody.

This process also involved refilling oil cans, and I suppose I shouldn’t have picked a light colour for my fedora today…

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See also: reasons why only the robots wear hats in Walter Manor…

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #7:

Ravenous hedgehogs

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear Diary,

While we were out yesterday enjoying the somewhat nicer weather, Steve and Bunny and I got onto the topic of the garden’s quality. It’s overgrown and there are quite a few weeds, and we figured we may as well clean it up before springtime fully hit.

I figured, for this occasion, I might as well wear an appropriate

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #6:

flattened and turned into a Frisbee

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear Diary,

Today was fairly nice weather, so the robots and a couple Walter Workers decided to go outside. The air was pretty crisp, not exactly cold but not exactly warm either.

Of all days, I thought today would be the safest to wear a fedora.

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All of this from one mad chat session during an

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #5:

Marshmallow’s litterbox

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary, As luck would, or I guess as unluck would have it, I was assigned to clean out Marshmallow’s litter box today. On my own. Normally three or four workers are assigned to clean it, but we are ‘understaffed’ today. Everyone showed up for work today. They just don’t like me.

To be honest, if I had to

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #3:

Put through washing machine

[prompt given by cabaretclubs]

Dear Diary,

Today I was put on laundry duty. It was mostly Walter Worker uniforms and towels, with the occasional casual wear from people taking days off, or from the Walters.

Today my fedora pretty much matched said laundry.

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snickersnort

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #2:

Rabbit uses her birthday flamethrower to burn it

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary,

Today was Rabbit’s birthday. Well, not really, considering the bots don’t really have a specific date of ‘birth’ so to speak, but today we decided to celebrate her birthday. We threw her a party in the kitchen.

During the ‘party’, she seemed rather attentive to my fedora.

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I love seventeen

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if Fire Fire is going to be on the next studio album, can we expect to see Photographic Memories on there too ?

davidmichaelbennett:

Nope, that’s for a future future album.

And there was much rejoicing in the Fanmily :D

[Does this mean that Overdrive has a chance, too? Ooo! And what about all the *other* unreleased stuff that I’ve only heard about? ::fansquee::]

Ahem.

I… have… to go… pretend to be normal, now. Over there. ::sidles off::

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spacemuffinz: I'm kinda worried about David guys Last time he was this catty bitchy was I don't even remember? And he said shit a few...

spacemuffinz:

I’m kinda worried about David guys
Last time he was this catty bitchy was
I don’t even remember?
And he said shit a few times which cussing is something he said he pointedly avoided because childrens and couth
But um
What’s happening guys I’m scared

Pretty certain David’s entered Troll!Mode. He did this before with the Jackawoo. I haven’t recognised the pattern, yet, but I have a theory that it happens whenever

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spacemuffinz: no but is david ok I’m worried too. IDK, I think he was trying to conceal Yet Another Lurgi by doing the accent. Pure...

spacemuffinz:

no but is david ok

I’m worried too. IDK, I think he was trying to conceal Yet Another Lurgi by doing the accent. Pure speculation on my part, of course.

David - eat more ginger. And take pre-emptive vitamin C. It helps tons.

Trust a chronic lurgi-catcher on this. I used to get every bug going, but pre-emptive vitamin C has stopped the virii cold [that was a pun :D]

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