do you see this. do you fucking see this. i’m just minding my own fucking business tryna get a new roll of toilet paper and this fuckin privileged piece of turd thinks it’s ok to hide inside of the roll. it’s not ok. it’s very not ok. do you fucking see this. i fucking touched this motherfucker
Are you from Australia
That’s a Hunstman spider (and a baby one at that. Adults can sit comfortably on a dinner plate).
They’re not venomous.
But I am never going to tick one off. Those suckers are *scary*.
[Trufax: I once slept on the couch rather than sleep in the same room as one of these under my bed. That little shit was stalking me, I swear]
