Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #20:
GG read that only douches wear fedoras and confronts Him about it
[prompt given by anonymous]
Dear diary,
I think today went fairly normally. I did some work and talked with some people, some things exploded and reverse-exploded, nothing hugely out of the ordinary happened. I guess the day sort of fell apart at the end of it.
I shouldn’t have had any confidence that my fedora would be unharmed today.
Be sure your friends know the difference between a trilby and a fedora.