X-Men Evolution

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 49

Continued from yesterday:

  Sara breezed into her seat and arranged her books. The text had proved some interesting reading. Sara had checked it against her younger self’s work and had seriously considered suing the teachers that had told her that she’d never have to worry about such work. 

  _Never say ‘never’, hm? I wonder what else of my old works was quashed because of a 'never’?_ 

  “Ms Adrien?" 

  Sara looked up. "Twenty-eight." 

  An exasperated glare. "The purpose of this exercise is not in the answers, Ms Adrien, it’s in the learning of the *method*. Please show us your method." 

  Gah. Walking through it again. _Think of it as educating a class full of study-buddies._ 

  Therefore, her work sprang into two columns. The actual work on the left, and the formulae by which she derived the next step on the right. 

  "Twenty-eight. QED.” Sara offered the chalk back to the teacher and returned to her seat. 

  “Who in hell’s Kyewie Dee?” said a jock. 

  “Q E D, Quod Erat Demonstrandum." 

  The jock grinned at her. "Geez, it’s sexy when girls speak French[1]." 

  Sara levelled a withering glare at him. "You’re going to trade sport points for academic ones, aren’t you?" 

  He grinned, a vacant and bright smile just like a light bulb - which required a vacuum to function. "Yeah. How’d you know?" 

  "An unlucky guess,” she sighed. 

  “Your attention *please*,” said the teacher. “We’re going to work though the VanDerrin proof…" 

+

  Todd shot out of his desk the second the bell rang. So what if they were in trouble for Friday? He got to see *Sara*. They got to have fun and, at last, the entire school was starting to swallow the fact that Sara was one hundred percent female. 

  She shone for him when she smiled. 

  "Ready to tilt at windmills, darling?" 

  "As always,” he grinned. “Yoiks and away, yo." 

 [1] A side-fling to the Thomas Dolby song, _Pulp Culture_ and the lyric, "Quod erat demonstrandum, baby (ooooh, you speak French!)”  

~

  The school still found it necessary to teach from the Common Language version, but now the students in the AP classes were free to read the original if they so desired. Alas, all assignments had to refer to the CL translations. 

  “Are we allowed to critique them?” asked Sara. 

  Todd snickered behind his hand. 

  A glare. “No. You will focus on the assignments as they are given." 

  ”…poot,“ muttered Sara. 

  A junior jock held up his hand. "Does this mean we don’t *gotta* read the original? 'Cause I just bought the Cliff Notes, and… well… nothing in the Cliff Notes looks like the book *I* got." 

  "Nil carborundum, Sara Louise,” Sara mumbled. “Nil carborundum." 

  Todd patted her hand. "Ignore the jocks, yo. Everyone else will once they hit thirty." 

  That brightened her up. "Oh yes. We’re trendsetters in a way." 

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  Janine whimpered at her assignment as it was handed back. D minus. One step above an F. Her work had certainly suffered without Sara offhand to correct the grammar. 

  Had she ever found it tiresome and annoying? 

  Now she had to focus and work harder or sink into the depths. 

  Janine sighed at all the red marks all over the page. It had been too much trouble, before, to commit the necessary rules to memory. Now she *had* to. 

  She had to pass, or face the hassle of summer school. 

  Janine turned herself away from the window that had usually pre-occupied her for the next in-class work, and tried to remember everything Sara had ever said about good writing. 

  It was tougher than she thought. 

+

  Lunch. 

  Sara almost sighed with relief as the last of their deliveries was handed off to her customers. So far, things were shaping up. All she had to do was grab a quick snack and then suffer the obligations of the Counsellor. 

  At least Todd would be waiting for her. 

  "Hey, beautiful,” said a familliar voice - but not a welcome one. 

  Sara gave Duncan Matthews a sidelong glance, just long enough to ascertain his identity, then flipped her pxt on as subtly as possible. “Salutations, Duncan,” she iced. 

  “Didn’t you get my note?” he said, all suave charm. 

  “I got a lot of notes,” said Sara. “Many of them seemed to think I’d put out because of a wardrobe malfunction." 

  Duncan laughed. "That’s a rather stupid assumption, isn’t it? All I’d like is a little time to get to know you better. Maybe something sort of like a date?" 

  The man had *no* idea of the kharmic justice about to head his way. "You’d date *me*?" 

  "Sure thing,” he breezed. “I know you’re sensitive and intelligent… I like that in a woman." 

  "But what about Jean? Aren’t you going out with her?" 

  "Jean and I are having a little… intersocial trouble. We thought it was best if we saw other people." 

  And now for the switch. "Really? So she won’t mind if she sees this recording on her next 'phone call…” {bip} and it was already on its way to Jean’s phone. 

  Duncan was a picture. Possibly by Heironymous Bosch. 

  “By the way, I’m already in a stable relationship, and I don’t appreciate people who are willing to two-time their current partners.”

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  “Hey schnookie,” Sara cooed as she glommed on to Todd.

  “Schnookie?”

  “You’re allowed to call me things like 'sugarlips’ and that. Besides, I’m in a whimsical mood.”

  Todd knew that grin, now. “Uh oh. Who’d you happen to, babe?”

  “None other than Duncan Matthews. He tried to sweet-talk me and I auditioned him for _Cheaters: High School Edition_. Jean should be getting the video now.”

  There was a distant, outraged shriek.

  “Oh yeah. That’s gonna hurt next week,” Todd laughed all the same.

  “The point remains that it’s happened to Duncan first, dear.”

  Mr Kian was waiting. He took one look at Sara and said, “Red-listed?”

  “Red-listed,” both he and Sara chorused.

  “Maybe I should go Goth for a day or two and *really* frighten them,” said Sara.

  “Let’s not,” suggested Mr Kian. “You’re too cheerful to be a proper Goth.”

  “Poot.”

  “You do couple counselling?” joked Todd. “We got some issues over watchin’ the other one hurt 'emselves, yo.”

  “It’s the school’s half hour,” said Kian. “You can do anything legal you like in my office.”

  “Nice qualifiers,” said Sara.

  “Let’s just say I know you both.”

  “Our reputation precedes us,” Todd mocked an attitude of woe. “O cruel fate…”

  “Infamy, infamy… they’ve all got it in for me…[1]”

  “*In*side, m'kay?”

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  The whole table jumped when Jean viewed the pxt movie Sara had sent her. Whether this was a side effect of her telekinesis, or because the assembled table-mates leaped in surprise at her howl of fury, no-one would ever know.

  “Bad news?” Scott guessed.

  “Rrrrrrrrrrgh…” said Jean, and passed him her phone.

  He watched. After a minute, he let loose a low whistle.

  Kitty took the phone next. “Ow. Like, *harsh*.”

  It went around the table.

  “Want something to happen to his locker?” offered Kurt. “I have a few skills Onkel Wolf taught me and–”

  “*No*,” said Scott. “Everyone knows what happens when we let you do something your Onkel Wolf taught you.”

  “Or like, don’t stop you in time,” added Kitty.

  Rogue held up a finger. “Tell ya what. I’ll just go raht up to him an’ knee him in the nuts fo’ ya.”

  “Hmp,” muttered Kurt. “Nobody ever lets me have any fun…”

  “Dude,” said Evan, “not even *Duncan* deserves that much fun.”

  “When I find him,” Jean announced, “I’m going to take his pathetic excuse for a mind and squeeze it out of his *ears* until he thinks he’s some kind of macaque.”

  “No powers in school, remember?”

  “Fine. I’ll get him *outside* of school grounds. And then I’ll punch his freakin’ *face* off! And grind his nuts to *powder*! I’ll tear him into pieces and trample on the bits! And then I’ll get *really* mean!”

  “Hi, Duncan,” said Scott. “You’re too late. We’ve seen it. We’ve all seen it.”

  “Let’s just say you’re not in friendly territory, right now,” said Rogue. “If I was you, I’d just mosey along.”

  “Uh,” said Duncan. “Would anyone believe that was a joke?”

  Jean glared pure venom at him. “So you were planning to string along one of my *friends* for a laugh?”

  Duncan appeared to realise that there was no earthly way to dig himself *out* of the pit he’d dug himself. “Uhm. Er. Uh. No. Um. You see… it’s kinda like… uh… Chinese April Fools? Me and whatshername planned the whole thing… haha?”

  “You can’t even pretend to think that you can lie to me, Duncan Aberline Matthews…”

  “Aberline…” Kurt collapsed into laughter.

  Jean continued as if the rest of the X-men weren’t there. “First of all, her name is Sara. Secondly, she abhors any male senior that crosses her path.”

  “It’s true,” said Scott. “She hates my guts and I barely even know her.”

  “Thirdly, the Chinese calendar has remained unaltered for thousands of years, and their new year never changed - like ours - due to secular arrangement. Therefore, there’s no such thing as a Chinese April Fools. Do you want to try shovelling *more* bullshit my way or would you like to tell me the truth, for a change?”

  “Dayumn,” said Rogue. “Ah should be recordin’ this fo’ posterity.” She fumbled for her phone.

  “Way ahead of you,” said Bobby. He’d been quiet because of his devotion to his pxt screen.

  Duncan surrendered. “Okay. I screwed up.”

  “No duh,” said Kitty.

  “What do I have to do?”

 [1] _Carry On Cleo_, apparently. MeMum sez I missed referencing this,

~~

Fanfic time: Misfits part 48

Continued from yesterday:

  Lance sponged the last of Todd’s spit off his pants leg and shoe. Ack. Why was it, when Todd *had* to gargle lysol, some of the mixture of slime, blood and disinfectant always landed on *him*? It was fate or something. He might as well give up now and wear clothes that were easy to wipe clean. 

  And when he left the boy’s lavatory, there was Kitty. She looked displeased with him and about to

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 47

Continued from yesterday:

  Sara emerged ruffled from the towel, reaching automatically for the hair treatment that, in conjunction with the hot iron, removed all traces of unruly and unpredictable kinks in her tresses. 

  _Wait. Why am I doing this?_ 

  Mother, being someone with a natural curl to her hair, thought straight hair was lovely. And since Sara’s locks were neither, the morning routine had been there since time immemorial. 

  The treatment failed the instant Sara got her hair soaked, and

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 46

Continued from yesterday:

  The work would have gone well, if it wasn’t for the constant interruptions. 

  “Sara? Can you like, ask your boyfriend what he did with my hair ties?” said Kitty. 

  Evan was next, “Hey, your frogness, where the heck are my board tools?" 

  And then Sam, "Uh. Hate to intrude ‘n’ all, but has th’ Toad seen my plectrum set anywheres?" 

  And Rogue, "Ah swear, Todd, if y'all

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 45

Continued from yesterday:

  When Ororo returned to the kitchen, there was not a lot to do. Sara the habitual tidier and apparent housework ninja had struck again. Logan was pacing the kitchen on the phone and there was no sign of Todd. 

  The benches were clean. The washing up had been washed, dried, and placed back where the various items had come from. There was even a helpful list of things they’d run out of on the fridge. 

  Damnit. She

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 44

Continued from yesterday:

  Constant practice with her shields - now that she had a good reason to constantly practice - meant that they were getting better. 

  She was learning to tune out those damn clocks and the random noises of someone trying to be quiet at BF in the morning. At most, she would awake, identify Sara as the source, and slide gratefully back into slumber. 

  She was even learning to tune out that goddamn little morning song. 

  Therefore, it was a

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 43

Continued from yesterday:

  “*Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh*…” said Sara. She was prone on the grass and watching the clouds. “I’m'a sit here and not move until the grass itchies drive me berzerk." 

  "Sounds like a plan, yo,” Todd had settled nearby. He was mere centimetres from touching her, but he was enjoying her closeness. “How long we got?" 

  "Well, I could show you how to make your very own spring-foam locker-troll. Y'know…

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 42

Continued from yesterday:

  Todd was starting to admire the change. Sara stood straighter, acted with more confidence… okay, so she was a little bit disarmingly honest and had gained the ability to make atrocious puns, but she was getting *better*. 

  Entertaining visions of Sara in full confidence-mode, with longer hair and him on her arm took most of his full attention for the last delivery. 

  “Now, I know these ones were pleasant thoughts,” said Sara. “You haven’

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 41

Continued from yesterday:

  Danoz found his partner in the small kitchen, eating a doughnut-shaped pastry. “Hey, Roxy…[1]" 

  "You should try these. They’re surprisingly good… Coffee’s the *bomb*." 

  "Yeahyeahyeah,” said Danoz. “I just wanted to ask you something." 

  "Yeah?" 

  "Notice anything… *weird* about this house?" 

  Roxy took a swig as she stared through her partner. The way she stared through people had unnerved

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 40

Continued from yesterday:

  The sales clerk frowned at Sara’s bruises, Todd’s cast, and then Logan. Something compelled him to make up a story. 

  “Some fuckhead broke my hand an’ she beat him up, yo,” said Todd. 

  “You should see the other guy,” grinned Sara. 

  Logan glared at them. 

  “What? It’s not like they’d believe the truth,” Todd muttered. “Fuhgeddaboudit. ’T'cha havin’, sweets?" 

  "

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 39

Continued from yesterday:

  Such a crack could have ended the universe. 

  It could have very well ended Sara. 

  Todd stood, watching Logan reel under the force of the blow. His feet were rooted to the spot as the canuck staggered backwards. 

  Everyone was holding their breath. 

  Logan regained his footing. Straightened himself. Then, calm and cold as ice, put his jaw back into its socket. 

  {krik'l… *Krak*!} 

  “Lady Favisham’s girl, anh?” he said. 

  Sara, her hands over

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 38

Continued from yesterday:

  It was the first five-course meal the Mansion had had in well over two decades. It was also the first meal with a significant portion of the brotherhood present. Tensions should have been high, yet there was amiable chatter between the two teams. 

  Fred was talking about some of the fun he’d had in the truck rallies, Lance had struck up a conversation with *Scott* - of all people - comparing foster homes, the food, the amenities,

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 37

Continued from yesterday:

  She was still asleep. Still motionless and pale. Xavier had positioned himself on one side of her bed. 

  Todd took up her hand on the other side, made himself as comfortable as he could on the visitor’s chair, and held her hand against his cheek. 

  “Be strong, baby,” he whispered. 

  Xavier frowned. “What you’re doing could be dangerous,” he warned. 

  “Ain’t leavin’ her,” he said. His

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 36

Warning: This episode contains depictions of a mental/emotional meltdown.

Continued from yesterday:

  Sara didn’t know why she continued to argue her case, but she did. “Adrian Essel doesn’t *exist*,” she protested. “Do I have to provide documentation? DNA? A *physical*?" 

  "Paying attention in class is more than sufficient, Mr Essel. You are on my rolls as Adrian Essel, and Adrian Essel you shall remain." 

  _Joy. A freaking beaurocrat._ 

  They entered the

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 35

Continued from yesterday:

  “I thought I’d find you two together,” said Jean. 

  Sara looked up. “Let me guess. My guide." 

  "Pretty much,” said Jean. “You’re in about three of my classes, and only one of his, so… What are you doing to your schedule?" 

  "Making it the easy-read version, yo,” said Todd. “Man, I’m'a do this next year. It’s awesome." 

  "

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