Edward Scissorhands: a lovely story to explain that, adorable as they might be, goths are not well suited for a life in captivity and best left in their natural environments.
If you encounter a goth in the wild, please, take a few pictures then leave in peace. It may not seem like it, but they really are much happier alone in their dilapidated mansion. Introducing them to the suburban household always ends in tears and angry mobs.
