Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #30:
lil steve through it into the hall of wires today and is now caught in the ceiling
[prompt given by ectobreath]
Dear diary,
I decided to take a day to relax from all of my work… Well, not so much as decided to, but rather that Peter VI insisted upon it, after hearing about my fedoras continuing to perish, and my pay check not accommodating so many hats.
As a sort of apology for my ‘misfortune’, Peter purchased me yet another fedora to wear.
Do not allow yarn effigies of humanised dragons to play with your hat.