Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #23:
Turned into a bird’s nest
[prompt given by meefling]
Dear diary,
Today Peter V decided he’d hire an actual gardener to come in, after receiving a sternly worded complaint from Walter Guy Gary about being a scientist and not a gardener. I, however, was still instructed to be outside with the gardeners so that they knew how the garden was supposed to be set up.
Once again, to get into the outdoorsy spirit, I wore a nature-coloured fedora.
All hats must be returned to nature.