Starring Ned Stark’s Bastard, Jon Snow.
Let me tell you, this time, it was the scriptwriters who know nothing.
I knew more at age 7 about Pompeii than the scriptwriters did for this piece of shit.
It passed the Bechdel test, it didn’t pass the Brown test [none of the POC characters spoke to each other].
And they could. Not. Get ONE. Actual. Historical. Detail. Correct.
The fuckers.
Pompeii is like THE most well-known of the historical natural disasters. It was fucking chronicled by people who were THERE, and not only got in, but also got out FFS.
Would it have killed anyone to do some goddamned RESEARCH?
::foaming rage fest::
They’d have been better off calling it Atlantis and having pseudo roman trimmings, because the relation to this movie and the historical happenings is strictly co-incidental.