Running around in circles…
Trying to get The Amity Incident capital-n Noticed by some nice famous people.
Except…
- In order to gift something from Smashwords, I have to know the recipients’ email
- Celebs don’t give out their emails to random hacks on the internet because reasons
- Very good reasons
- Like everyone and their kid brothers’ dog spamming them with bullshit
- There’s no such thing as a private tweet so I can’t go that route
- About the only thing left is snailmail and we all know how well trying to send something to another country goes [Hint: might as well put vouchers for free books into bottles and chuck them into the ocean]
- Plus there’s a high liklihood it would wind up in a landfill, anyway
- I have to Know a Somebody to get Noticed
- I have to Be a Somebody to know a Somebody
- I have to get Noticed to be a Somebody
Is it me, or is it inherently impossible for a plebe like me to get anywhere?