Men: Don’t look like a trash can
Women: “Look pretty enough to show you’re a woman” because the only thing that matters to be a woman is to be beautiful, also “covered enough to look like a lady” because showing your shoulder will make every man in the audience simaltaneously ejaculate and it will be a big mess. Also if someone stares at your tits and not your face, it’s your fault and you should be ashamed of yourself and your disgusting, lustful body.This is disgusting
Pro tip: if your school hands you this, turn up in a Nun’s habit (replete with wimple) and Mary Janes or steel-toed bovva boots. Keep asking why your clothing is inappropriate if they pull you up.
