It's not FAIR!

I did everything right.

I took my sleep-aid.
I had my relax-o-tron on.
I made certain I was comfortable.
I knew I was tired…

AND I STILL GOT IRREVOCABLY WOKEN UP AT 1AM AND I’M TIRED BUT I CAN’T FRIGGIN SLEEP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

It is NOT fair.