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I'm too broke to bugger offI've had a good look at everywhere else I could go and my options aren't that great.Seriously. Every other...

  1. I’m too broke to bugger off
  2. I’ve had a good look at everywhere else I could go and my options aren’t that great.

Seriously. Every other country either:

  • has its own cans of arseholes
  • is fuck-off cold
  • doesn’t speak English

And when you get down to it, despite the toxic flora, fauna and mycotta, and the deadly landscape and the occasional cyclone season - this country would be perfect if we could just get rid of the scumfucks like Tony Abbott.