Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.
Fun Fact: The one article I could find about a cat owner being eaten after their death also mentions a pet dog on the premises.
Fun fact: if cats were interested in eating humans, they would also lick up any spilled blood from accidents in the home
Fun fact: NO CAT OWNERS HAVE SEEN THEIR CATS GO AFTER HUMAN BLOOD
Fun fact: There are hundreds of records concerning canid predation of human bodies and only one of suspected felid predation.
Fun fact: Dogs find us very tasty indeed. There are multiple accounts of pet dogs eating their owners after their deaths and some dogs predating on living owners with circulation and sensitivity issues.
There’s even one dog who ate most of one diabetic owners’ lower leg whilst said owner was watching television.
This cat is far more likely to be figuring out where the intermittent draft is coming from rather than sizing up that baby for food.
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