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In Memorium

Dad would of been 78 on the 2nd of April this year. I decided to hold back on publishing this, because of all the April 1 stuff on my dash.

But I couldn’t let it pass unmarked. So, below the cut, is everything my father was to me.

Dad Was…

I was told I’d have ten minutes to tell everyone about a lifetime with my father. One - that’s clearly impossible. And two - I suck

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bigbraingene: 60 Awesome Search Engines for Serious Writers Finding the information you need as a writer shouldn't be a chore. Luckily,...

bigbraingene:

60 Awesome Search Engines for Serious Writers

Finding the information you need as a writer shouldn’t be a chore. Luckily, there are plenty of search engines out there that are designed to help you at any stage of the process, from coming up with great ideas to finding a publisher to get your work into print. Both writers still in college and those on their way to professional success will appreciate this list of useful search applications that are great

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New Lunar Opportunities

You have doubtless heard of rich people being able to buy ranch space on the bright side of the moon. And you’ve probably laughed at it. Stupid rich people, right?

Well, now’s the chance to get smarter.

We have been able to secure exclusive rights to the dark side of the moon!

It was surprisingly cheap. You have no idea how few folks wanted it. But where others see an unwanted territory, we see opportunity!

With a combined

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Well, fuck

My dictation software does not did quotation marks. Therefore it’s a bit of a problem with my prompt involves conversation.

Looks like I’m on hiatus until further notice.

Very much sorry.

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Okay pros versus cons

First, I got my story done.

Second, it took three times longer than I expected, and it was an absolute pain in the arse.

I don’t think writing a novel this way will be at all comfortable for me.

However, I do you think that I can bring you stories every day.

It’s just massively annoying, that’s all.

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"No, try it, it goes good with everything..."

It was once said that “with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.”  This has also been proven to apply to the additions of either chocolate or bacon.

Frankly, as it has been quite a long time since humanity first wound up discovering these multipurpose edibles, it’s often considered a great wonder that human civilization has not yet managed to eat itself to death, either by the direct sense of gorging and gluttony, or by the indirect sense of

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My humblest of apologies...

internutter:

internutter:

internutter:

Today’s story may well be my last.

Not for lack of prompts. I have lots of prompts.

Not for lack of sales. I would do this even if my own mother never purchased a story.

It’s nothing you did or omitted. I promise.

It’s this fucking wrist. I did some damage to myself [NEVER SLEEP WITH ELASTIC ‘SOCK’ BRACER/BANDAGES ON, KIDDIES!] and I need to take a break from writing.

If you need me, I

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