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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #17:
Offered to the Spine as a replacement hat for a show
[prompt given by meefling]
Dear diary,
The Spine’s fedoras appeared to have all gone missing very recently. I was glad that for once my fedora was okay, but I feared that it would not last. Today the bots were being shipped out to a local San Diego venue in order to perform a show.
Today I opted for another black fedora, but I wondered now if it was such a good idea to pick a blunt colour.
For optimal hat security, place name inside crown.