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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #22:
Rabbit feeds it to the toaster
[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]
Dear diary,
Today was one of my more relaxing days. I only had some work to do in the afternoon and that was all that was scheduled for me, so I was given permission to sleep in. As a result, I also had time to sit down and have a more proper breakfast than I normally did.
I didn’t know what my fedora for today had to do with eating breakfast, until Rabbit came into the dining room to join me.
Memo: hats do no make good breakfasts.