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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #26:
Fell asleep on the job and woke up to find it missing
[prompt given by meefling]
Dear diary,
I don’t think I got enough sleep last night, to be perfectly honest. I don’t know why, maybe I couldn’t get comfortable or maybe I was having trouble breathing right from the smoke that I dealt with yesterday evening.
Either way, my being so drowsy during the day left my fedora more defenceless than normal.
[I think The Jon ate it]