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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #1:
Qwerty mistakes it for a hotdog. The condiment stains never wash out.
[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]
Dear diary,
Today was average. Go figure, seeing as I’m a technology guy, I was sent to the Hall Of Wires to do some repair work with the control panels. QWERTY kept me company.
He seemed to have a keen interest in my fedora.
Meef is doing the Thing!
Lawl.