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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #15:
Matter Mistress Bunny (she’s *mean*)
[prompt given by internutter]
Dear diary,
Bunny and I were badgered by a lot of twin questions today. I don’t know why, maybe somebody was recently informed of our twin-ness and got interested. Maybe a new employee was hired and pondered if anybody had ever asked us such weird twin-related questions before.
Either way, I was hoping my fedora would stay out of it.
Hat humiliation for ultimate twin victory.