Tuesday, Day 0, Patreon and Schroedinger's Lappy

by InterNutter

Plague news: 4 259 new cases, 4 249 local, 10 imports. There's 20 239 total active cases, 180 are in the hospital and 10 of those are in the ICU.

Vax news: [It's in a spreadsheet. Gimmie a mo]

  • 42.7 Million doses administered nationally, total
  • 29.7K increase in national doses
  • 8.2 Million doses administered in Queensland, total
  • 4K increase in Queensland
  • I am mathematically incapable of sorting out anything else from this, pls bring back the infographic, National Health...

Lappy News!

I have unpacked, plugged in, and opened my formerly liquid-logged lappy and the verdict is...

[drumroll]

Dead laptop.

There is a very VERY faint hope that it might reanimate once on a power supply, but it's a long shot.

Sic transit gloria mundi. Sigh.

On other news, I have Patreon stuff to post [not a lot though] a dungeon to build, a WorldAnvil to unriddle, and even more nonsense to have some fun with. Huzzah.

And now the news:

  • Randy Andy's accuser had a deal with pedo-marketer Epstein and that might be bad
  • Rumours that Betty White died of the plague booster have been greatly fabricated
  • Want to find where the rapid tests are? There's an app for that
  • 3YO has been missing for five days and everyone is concerned
  • Another fuckup has lost hundreds of plague tests
  • Keanu donated his Matrix salary
  • Newborn abandoned in Alaska winter because of food insecurity in the parent family
  • Coconut crab attacks golfers
  • Warning that there could be a repeat of last year's Jan 6
  • Man loses $2 Million in Crypto scam
  • Scientists find a way to unwrap mummies without actually unwrapping them

Enough of reality. Onwards to fiction.