tearsinmybubbletea: hheatherr: okcgoldmine: via legallybored. cognitive dissonance at its finest Can u notForever oh my god I dunno...

tearsinmybubbletea:

hheatherr:

okcgoldmine:

via legallybored. cognitive dissonance at its finest

Can u not

Forever

oh my god

I dunno about anyone else, but I read all this as him saying, “I like to fuck virgins cause I know I’m a bag of wet shit in the sack.”

Oh, and he’s willing to say/do anything to get that virgin poon.

Nice.

Not.