Sunday, Day 0, New chair woes

by InterNutter

There's only one new case today, putting the total of active cases to twelve. My shiny new chair arrived yesterday and I defeated the four-panel instruction set in the same hour. Yay.

The new problem is adjusting to the new kneeling chair. It's... painful. I have to get up every now and again to relieve the shins and butt that are impacted by the unfamiliar stresses of such.

Today's story is going to be a little slower as a result. Same too with some subsequent days until I'm used to it.

In the news:

  • Murderer uses victim's facebook account to post about how victim is "feeling a bit sick"
  • Tiktok star murdered her disabled older sister. Shades of Milkshake Duck
  • NZ back in lockdown after new cases
  • Cops release details of Gaga's dognappers
  • Drive-by shooting in Melbourne
  • More ministers get the jab ahead of essential personnel
  • Woman poisoned by nose ring
  • US dude attempted to bury wife alive. Tell me again about these "traditional marriage values" that the LGBTIAQ set are supposedly ruining
  • Kid inhales a pin and dies. Yikes
  • Anti-vaxxers picket Health Minister's home and claim the government doesn't care about anyone's health 9_9

Onwards to fiction attempt.