seeminglydeepstatement: somefantasticallies: vivalatrench: mrsugarpink: rapewhistled: followmehome: It's not "bacon," it's a pig. It's...
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
SNAAAAAAAAKE! It’s a snake! Oh no, it’s a snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake…