Saturday, Day 0, FEAST!

by InterNutter

Plague news:

  • 16 031 new cases
  • 86 036 total active cases
  • 855 hospitalisations
  • 54 in the ICU
  • 13 new deaths
  • 7 460 total cases in First Nations people

Vax news:

  • 353 190 national doses
  • 62 641 Qld doses
  • 9 528 ACT doses
  • 103 345 NSW doses
  • 3 132 NT doses
  • 26 67 SA doses
  • 6 862 Tas doses
  • 94 720 Vic doses
  • 46 315 WA doses

I am planning to do Nothing today and thoroughly enjoy it. Lots of carbs, maybe a superfluous shopping trip with cakes, and not a lot of content creation.

I deserve a day off.

In the news:

  • Melbournians shouting "Siu" when they like something pisses off the entire world
  • "Covid Crisis Nearly Over!" trumpets Not-Expert for the umpty-billionth time
  • Australia set for it's second once-a-century rain a decade after the last one
  • Queen about to sack Prince Harry
  • Meatloaf dead at 74. Rumour mill says it was the Plague
  • Louie Anderson, treasured commedian, dead at 68
  • Travel rule changes for Aus
  • Tennis Snowflake upsets his homeland
  • Traditional vaccine for the plague finally released
  • Crypto apparently plummets
  • IKEA buys land damaged by hurricane to plant forests
  • Muppet had to surrender all his records to the courts

And now - stories.