toxixpumpkin:
- “Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”
- “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“
- “Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”
- “Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”
- “The skirt is short on purpose.”
- “I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”
- “So why did I have to punch that guy?”
- “I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”
- “I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”
- “Please stop petting the test subjects. ”
- “That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”
- “Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle"
- “So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”
- “Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”
- “I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”
- “You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”
- “I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”
- “I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”