Reasons why I need all of you to buy my books:

by InterNutter

  1. My internet has crapped out yet again and I’m using my Beloved’s iPhone and precious data to post this


  2. New air conditioner >$600


  3. New floor for master bedroom ~$700


  4. Recently paid rates bill <$800


  5. Average cost of a book cover <$400


As you can see, I kind of need you to buy generously.