Perks of a new job

Did I mention that one of the perks of this job offer is that you get to burn down your current office? – RecklessPrudence

(#00374 - A009)

Amycus Carrow looked at the pink mess in front of him. The kitten plates were gone, but the abundance of pink remained in the office like a pall of death.

Delores Umbrige hadn’t cleaned up after herself when she was taken for psychiatric assistance.

Behind him, Headmaster Severus Snape caught his aura of disgust and intoned, “Did I mention that one of the perks of this job offer is that you get to incinerate your current office?”

The very idea of this much pink poison going up in flames was like a song in his heart. “I’ll take it,” he purred. His wand was already halfway up.

“INCENDIO!”

Oh… that was delicious.

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