Mayhem's Merry Birth!
On this day, long about four in the afternoon, Mayhem was extracted via surgery. He is now adult. Officially. He is now entitled to do the adult things.
Huzzah!
So of course he can't make up his firkin mind about what he's doing today, so the default is farting around on his compy. Kids these days.
Still, his default allows me to go do the thing you are looking forward to - writing my weird little daily tales and maybe even getting a wriggle on with some fanfic.
Off I go!