Let's have some fun...

McDonald’s Australia is allegedly answering ALL questions from folks with a Facebook account. Tumblr wouldn’t let me post the link, for some reason, so type in “yourquestions” dot mcdonalds dot com dot au into your browser bar.

I’ve already asked them what the fuck they put in their thick shakes to make them taste super gross when they melt.

I’ve already asked them how much “reclaimed meat” they use in their patties and nuggets. [That’s a euphemism for Pink Slime, BTW]

I’ve asked them if they’re more, or less evil than their US counterparts - but not in those words.

I’ve asked them about their plans to undermine the minimum wage laws.

Someone else has already asked them about ammonia in the patty-making process.

I expect each and every one of you to unleash HELL on Macca’s.

And try to phrase the question so they don’t immediately spot the trap. That’s pure gold. Let’s make it like that thing that happened on Twitter.