Kurt's sandwiches (and the odd combination of ingredients therein) are the stuff of legends.
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“PBLTBJ.”
“Yahuh.”
“Peanut butter. Lettuce. Tomato. Bacon. And Jelly.”
“Yyyyyyup.”
“And that was because he was in too much of a hurry to make two sandwiches?”
“And we were almost out of bread at the time.”
“Euw.”
“You should try his leftover turkey fluffernutter-reese sandwich.”
“What?”
“A Reeses sandwich is peanut butter and nutella - or a nutella substitute. Fluffernutter is marshmallow fluff and peanut butter. Mix the two together and add an assortment of leftover turkey parts, and a legend is born.”
“Tell me he did not do horrible things to egg salad?”
“Egg salad, avocado, mayo, and deep fried bananas.”
“AUGH!”
“Don’t judge, my dears. The poor man has a metabolism from hades. He needs his calories en masse.”
And, almost on queue, Kurt put his head around the doorframe. “Telling horror stories, again, liebchen?”
“I like to think of it as a warning,” Sara grinned. “Late night snack collisions and all.”
“Well, if we’re swapping stories about horrible food combinations, allow me to tell you all of Sara’s Hunan Surprise…”