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[Skysong]

On the subject of sister marriages: ...

Classic Atlantis Quotes:

Vinnie: I don't know, maybe there was a gas leak or something. And then boom! No more Chinese laundry. I found myself, that boom.


Kida: My name is Kidagakash.

Milo: Kidagashmaga... got a nickname?


Sweet: *holding up two huge containers* Now, I need you to fill these.

Milo: *chokes* With WHAT?!

Packard: All hands report to deck.

Milo: *whispers* THANK you.


Sweet: *about Mole* Trust me, you don't want to know. Audrey, don't tell him, because you told me and I'm telling you that you don't want to know.


Cookie: You done filled the wagon with non-essentials! *going through a box of spices* Basil, oregano, cilantro- *cilantro?* What in the cockadoodie is cilantro?! *holds up lettuce* What is THIS?!

Helga: It's lettuce, Cookie. The men need the four basic food groups.

Cookie: *holding up three fingers* I gotcher four basic food groups: beans, bacon, grease, and lard!

Helga: *rolls eyes* Pack it up, Cookie.

[ChaosWolf]

Regarding Marvel's tendecy to repeatedly kill and revive characters, a friend of mine had this to say during an AIM conversation...

"If Marvel had written the Bible, Jesus would be dying and ressurecting so much, that His tomb would look like a Whack-A-Mole game."

[Christa_Winters]

::chokes on laughter::

[Skysong]

Must not laugh must not laugh must not laugh...

[Skysong]

Sorry about the DP but I found this gem in NaijaStrawberrie's fic "Crazy"... (Rogue has just learned to control her powers.)

Just as a skipping Kitty and Rogue passed by, Bobby came out of his room. His eyes grew wide, and he went back inside his room.

"I'm telling you, the whole Institute's on something!" he said.

[Christa_Winters]

Taken from Scry, then SCREAM
found here (I'm Lena and Morbius)

Lena had just confessed to loving Morbius, the Living Vampire. Moon Knight wrote this in response:

The sight of this unexpected fluffiness was making most of the Nightstalkers turn a sickly shade of green, but in Hannibal's case, he was snickering. He was about to say something when Moon Knight held up his hand to encourage silence.

Lena had just commented on Hannibal's name tag:

<"Down, Lena, down. Play nicely with the hunters. We don't want them angry with us,"> Mikhail hissed in her ear.

After Lena had delievered their "son" and Morbius asked if she was okay:

"Nine months in one day and you're *asking* if I'm okay?" Lena asked incredulously. "No. No, I'm not. And if you think we're doing this again - you've got another thing coming, Mikhail. No kids, not for a long time."

Mikhail laughed softly at his bride's reaction. <"I promise that any future children we have will be done the proper way - none of this Hammer quality horror movie nonsense.">

Further commenting on said incident:

"He's my *son* regardless of how he was born," Lena said firmly. "I carried him, I birthed him."

<"Under great protest,"> Mikhail noted. <"Or were the screams in the key of high C just for our benefit?"> He was awarded for his "sense of humor" with a sharp elbow to the stomach from his irritated bride.

And introducing Hannibal :::eeeeeeeeeeeee::: :

"I will stop you demon, your failure is inevitable."

Zarathos cackled amusedly. "You are still nursing wounds, outnumbered, and completely out of your league, but you have certainly said some amusing last words."

"I am not as outnumbered as you think I am."

Suddenly the Scirers were being ambushed by men and women from all walks of life armed to the teeth. If one took the time to observe these ambushers, they would notice that one of them was a man dressed in dark clothing with a bullet-proof vest overtop. On closer inspection, you would also notice a bullseye on the back of the vest, and on the front, a sticker which read:

Hello, my name is:
F&(K Y&U

[Christa_Winters]

taken from here

my favorite bits:

1.

She didn't feel like pointing out what happened - she knew he knew what she was referring to. What was the current count of her mess-ups? Twenty? Thirty? Somewhat higher? Oh, did it matter anymore? Hell, this whole universe mess-up was her fault entirely - despite what others told her. Her blue eyes threatened to have tears form and spill. She was *not* going to cry, damn it.

Her cheeks took on a more crimson tone as she realized she had voiced her thoughts about her screw-ups and the total count aloud, and in front of Kurt. She really was an idiot. Really. Truly she was. For someone who did so much in the short amount of time she was on this earth (being reborn, twice now?), she really did lack in the common sense department - as noted by her stint as Black Queen.. and her habit of voicing what she was thinking before letting the thoughts settle in her head and making sure what she said was tactful.

2.

"...'cheerful little fluff ball'...", Kurt said quietly with a grin. "When was that exactly? I do not remember it."

He jokingly half-wondered if maybe she was thinking of Bamf and got confused.

"Christine, I have no answers when it comes to how much things have changed", he said, "but those who would hold you responsible do not understand that it was you who made any existence possible. You cannot forget this."

3.

Christine desperately wanted to lean forward and kiss him, lose herself in one moment of passion - but didn't. She was going to keep herself in control. She had to - always had to. Her past wouldn't let her - who she was wouldn't let her. The Phoenix was still there - and any slip was a mistake. She just *had* to keep herself in control - no-one else could. And it *hurt* so much to remain so tightly in control.

Oh, hell, maybe one little slip wouldn't kill her. She hoped. In theory at least. She was entitled to this - right? Hell, she was still a teenager. Who had no idea what it was like to be a teenager. Most teenagers worried about who to date, who to see, who to talk to - she had to worry about which alien was going to kill her, if there was a cure for the Legacy Virus out there, and countless number of other mutant related problems.

She leaned forward, and shyly captured his lips with her own.

[ChaosWolf]

Favorite quotes?

Basically anything said by George Carlin.

The man is both an incredible comedian and a startlingly-insightful philosopher of our time.

[Scribbler]

These scanned pages are full of choice quotes, though a lot of them are only funny in context, so you'd have to read the pages themselves to get the full effect, instead of me paraphrasing or whatnot over here.

Cable and Deadpool, issues #4, #5 and #1

[Skysong]

Again from the lyokofreak forum header: "Because obsessed is such an *ugly* word."

From Molly Moon's Amazing Book of Hypnotism (that e'nt the title I know but I don't have the book here): "Now," said Rocky. "What is my name?"

"Cat Basket," said Mr. Nockman, in the way one might say "God."

[Christa_Winters]

He quickly motioned to Wild Bill that he'd just be one minute, and with Scarlett and Stalker watching in shock, Snake Eyes walked towards the shallow, frigid creek that started all this. And jumped in. - Control

“Women, can’t live with ‘em, can’t bind and gag ‘em and toss them in a closet.” He grumbled. - It was a night like this

[Tergon]

Seen written in two-foot high letters on the side of a building in Bendigo:

I HAVE A SHORT ATTEN

Now isn't that just delicious? I gotta use that some time.

[Christa_Winters]

Christine and her stepfather talking. Christine has a stick and she's poking the dragon form of one of her classmates:

"I don't think it's wise to poke him," Peter said, looking at the dragon. "He might be a cranky napper."

"Then I'll just ask Brandon to bring him some milk and cookies and then we'll find his teddy bear and tuck that in with him," Christine said blandly. Honestly, the man, er, dragon probably could sleep through a bomb going off. She continued to poke him.

[Klutz]

My best friend, zodicatt, can not use an iron. She tends to melt clothing. So, with that, here are some quotes:

zodicatt with new laptop: I dont' want to turn it on - I might mess it up.
Me: C'mon - It's not an iron.
zodicatt: Shut up! I can't help it if I melt pants!

And another:

Jimmy pulls out my chair for me
Me: Wow, this is nice - I'm not usually treated like a lady. Usually, men treat me like a shorter, weaker man with breasts.


Me: Elaine made a ten minute speech about how I was "grossly unqualified for editor" compared to Anthony. Hell, most of the reasons she cited applied to her, anyway, so she just looked like an idiot.
wreeper: Well yeah - you're more qualified than she is. I mean, you can actually balance a checkbook.
Me: Yeah, and I know how to wear a bra too.

[Klutz]

From the Halloween VGCats where Leo is dressed up like a priest:

Kids: Trick or Treat!
Leo: Trick! [A moment] Aeris! What do I do?
Aeris: I don't know! Do something in character!
Leo: Okay! [faux-irish-accent] Slow the feck down, Billy - there's enough penis for everyone!
Aeris: [stuptefied shock]

[SLI]

The exact comic

[Skysong]

From The Muppets Take Manhattan: "But I wanna do something different!"

"So stuff some Jello down your pants!"

From My Dad is a Rock Star: "Relax, Dad, we've still got marshmallows!"

"Oh, sugary cubes of goodness! You come to the rescue yet again!"

[Morlock]

From the Halloween VGCats where Leo is dressed up like a priest:

Kids: Trick or Treat!
Leo: Trick! [A moment] Aeris! What do I do?
Aeris: I don't know! Do something in character!
Leo: Okay! [faux-irish-accent] Slow the feck down, Billy - there's enough penis for everyone!
Aeris: [stuptefied shock]

Aww, man....now I have to wipe coke off my compscreen......you just made me snort it out my nose! *scrunches nose*

Here's a quote I like:

(setup: a spaceship is named the Jumbo Bagel because of its ring-shaped construction)

"Launch the Jumbo Bagel!"

"Launching Jumbo Bagel!"

*BOOM!*

"What just happened?"

"The Bagel got toasted."

(an engine blew up)

[Klutz]

I nearly choked when I read that - and I'm Catholic, which makes it even funnier in my own skewed sense of humor.

We actually printed the comic out at the Uni and tacked it up in the newsroom for Halloween. Heh.

[Todd Fan]

Because he infects my brain so well (and he makes Skysong giggle muchly) here's more Deadpool quotes, you gotta love that crinkly De-mee Moore voice ;)

Wade: Syrin! And Cannonballs!
Sam: That's Cannonball, you twit
Wade: Really? You sure? 'Cause I kinda had a healthy dose of respect for you before...

*while being attacted by alternate reality villians*
"I don't suppose any of you could just fall on my sword?"

"Man, genetically mutated chicken totally rocks!"

"You're not allowed to crush his hopes and dreams and force him to do what you want him to do unless you're his REAL parent. He needs someone who'll love him and teach him how to shoot a gun and only show him the GOOD porn"

*On baby Cable*
"My god, those tiny legs move faster than they have any right to!!!"

"For a mutant inventor genius type, Forge sure does state the obvious"

"I am NOT going back to any more alternate worlds! I mean, yeah, Days of Future Past was a classic and all, but it's really been done to death now"
*Everyone give a wah-huh? expression* Down goes another brick of the 4th wall....