InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have Over 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 9 OF 14![Yes, I lost a follower between now and yesterday. I guess my...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have Over 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 9 OF 14!

[Yes, I lost a follower between now and yesterday. I guess my minty style isn’t for everyone. Sorry about that]

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE SIX DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]

  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]

  3. 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]

  4. 1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third Prize]

  5. Love, hugs and @-mentions [runners-up]

To Enter:

  • Be following me

  • REBLOG THIS POST [Enter as often as you like, but your name will be taken down ONCE]

Each blog name will be written down on a post-it note and added to the contents of a currently empty jar. First, second and third prize will be drawn by an impartial party [very likely to be Beloved, Mayhem and Chaos] and then announcements will be made and negotiations entered into. Especially considering that I have never done vouchers on Smashwords before. I may have to gift them to you. We’ll see what happens.

If you want your cameo to be in the book I’m writing NEXT [aka: not Kung Fu Zombies] please state in your reblog whether you want that next book to be a Shayde OR a Rael story. This reblog will count to the votes that I’m taking on which book I’m writing after I finish with KFZ.

Those who don’t want their name to appear in the text of my book(s) will have the option to have my NEXT book dedicated to them, personally [sorry, but KFZ already has a dedication in mind].

Each of these posts will probably have the text edited so I can keep track.

For the record, I’m re-posting each of these competition posts on a daily basis.

So far, it’s eight days in and I only have eight entrants. It’s just barely enough for a fair draw. The more, the merrier!

Seriously, folks. I have over 200 followers and hardly any of them are entering!

Thank you all for following me. Though for some of you, I have no idea why you’re doing it. [Looking at you, sundry porn and shopfront blogs]