InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away!I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third Prize]
Love, hugs and @-mentions [runners-up]

To Enter:

Be following me
REBLOG THIS POST [Enter as often as you like, but your name will be taken down ONCE]

I’ll be running this for a couple of weeks so there’s plenty of chances to enter.

Each blog name will be written down on a post-it note and added to the contents of a currently empty jar. First, second and third prize will be drawn by an impartial party [very likely to be Beloved, Mayhem and Chaos] and then announcements will be made and negotiations entered into. Especially considering that I have never done vouchers on Smashwords before. I may have to gift them to yo. We’ll see what happens.

If you want your cameo to be in the book I’m writing NEXT [aka: not Kung Fu Zombies] please state in your reblog whether you want that next book to be a Shayde OR a Rael story. This reblog will count to the votes that I’m taking on which book I’m writing after I finish with KFZ.

Those who don’t want their name to appear in the text of my book(s) will have the option to have my NEXT book dedicated to them, personally [sorry, but KFZ already has a dedication in mind].

Each of these posts will probably have the text edited so I can keep track.

Thank you all for following me. Though for some of you, I have no idea why you’re doing it. [Looking at you, sundry porn and shopfront blogs]