For when Holy Water just won't do...

After a series of unfortunate events I need to know where you can get a ballistic missile sanctified. Preferably with no questions asked. – RecklessPrudence

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Blemisch looked over the data again. The weapons of science had had little effect on the beast currently corralled in a crevasse. However, science had determined that certain materials with occult significance had had some impact.

Her team was not the Mythbusters - they were busy. However, certain Mythbuster fans were just as good.

If a little… bizarre.

“It had me in its grip,” reported Blaine. “I was trying to use my keys and it flinched and let go when the Sonic touched it.”

Shaniqua Blaine was a fervent Whovian who could not own more episodes of the show unless she flew to Ethiopia and fetched them herself[1]. If there wasn’t some Who-themed article on her person at any given time, then she was either possessed or deathly ill.

“And here was I thinking it was allergic to rabbit,” snarked Shelley, the token male. “Faith has got to be the key.”

“I didn’t do anything yet,” complained Faith Eddings, the team hacker.

“Not you, the belief-faith,” clarified Crystal Lackey. “If we could get someone who really Believes to bless… Idunno… a missile?”

And that was how Blemisch added a descendant of Van Helsing onto the team. You never know when you might need to bless a ballistic missile at short notice with no questions asked.

[1] True facts: They’ve found over one hundred previously lost episodes in Ethiopia. And it may even fill all the gaps.

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