Flying Wuzgunnas

My best-laid plans go agley so regularly that I have a term for it. Wuzgunna. As in, I wuzgunna do that, but something else intervened.

• Wuzgunna visit MeMum, but she said don't because lurgi
• Wuzgunna write a long thinkpiece, but I slept on my wrist wrong and have to be careful with myself
• Wuzgunna go out shopping for a few things, but now I can't be arsed.

As you can see, a Wuzgunna can have any range of things that stop it being a thing.

It's just nice to have a lazy day once in a while.