Chaos & Mayhem - infuriatingly adorable, or adorably infuriating? As a big brother in a similar partnership to drive our Mum (further)...

A little from column A and a little from column B.

Mayhem has this Thing where he has to greet me every single time he sees me.

Chaos has this Thing where she just randomly decides to scream about something.

But they’re still adorable.

And they’ll say stuff that has me crack-my-ribs laughing because it’s (a) completely ludicrous, (b) scarily accurate, © unbelievably hilarious or (d) all of the above.

But I do have the ultimate threat:

“Don’t make me sing…”