Challenge #00520 - A145: Two Types

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A character that uses every opportunity to throw her prosthetic arm at people, hand it to them etc.

The Membletak used to be a race of conquerors. As far as manifest destinies were concerned, they were mostly benevolent. They did not, for instance, use germ warfare or treat their conquered planets as dump sites or their conquered people as second-class citizens.

They did rely on heavy taxes, but you can’t have everything.

That is, they were conquerors until they sought to conquer the star system B3K.

There, they encountered a small Terran maintenance station manned by Gillian “Joker” McGee. She not only greeted the invaders with open arms and exclamations of joy, but offered her hand to the Ship’s Captain, Torq’a.

What the Membletak did not know was that “Joker” McGee had previously lost her organic hands to a liquid nitrogen mishap. They did not know that she thought it was funny to randomly detach her artificial replacements.

Therefore, when Captain Torq’a was left holding “Joker” McGee’s hand as she turned away to embrace another crewman, he experienced a sudden and fatal heart embolism and died on the spot.

The surviving crew were so impressed by his surprising demise that they surrendered to the human race at that very instant.

In the annals of Galactic History, Gillian McGee has been the most… entertaining… of the planetary Empresses. She insisted on being announced as the ‘Mistress of the Killer Joke’ until her dying day.

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