Challenge #00246: Meter and Rhyme

Professor Xavier on why he abandoned the idea of a institute theme song.

“Professor? Why isn’t there a school song?”

“To be very brief, I couldn’t come up with anything good,” he confessed. “Begin with the fact that the Institute doesn’t have a catchy name, and add to that the fact that I have all the musical talents of a diseased whelk…” he shrugged. “If you can come up with something, you’re welcome to, but–”

“Geethanks, Prof!”

Whoosh.

“…I don’t hold high hopes…”

Inside of two weeks, after the literal battle of the bands, Professor Xavier had a third reason not to have a school song.

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