australian-government: somaticinsomniac: an-xfile: actuallybenwyatt:I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to...
australian-government?I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:
At the bar with a friend.
Friend: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet
never in my life heard that before :s
Never heard it either but now I want to use it everywhere