2:38 AM

by InterNutter

Things I need in no particular order:

A nightshirt that does not cut into me when I toss and turn.

A back rub/tummy rub machine with silent mode.

Temperature control on this fucking doona.

Beloved to keep my hours so I don’t suffer alone.

The ability to fucking sleep when I want to.

Some millionaire/famous person/angel to buy and popularize my books: http://bit.ly/1hWjCxE